Just something to think about when going for drinks.
Consensus? Basically that anyone who orders a Jager bomb is an idiot. But apparently, so are people who order Blowjobs! Read more on this Reddit thread
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1. You’re just ordering this because you heard it in a rap song, aren’t you?
I find that people who aren’t “real” drinkers order drinks that they’ve heard in rap songs. When Drake said something about Moscato, which is a sweet white wine, I suddenly had an influx of tough looking dudes ordering Moscato. I give them the drink and they look at me like, WTF, I’m like that’s what your dumb ass ordered!
2. Dayum, girl.
Long Island Iced Tea: I want to get fucked up.
3. You’re probably going to jail if you drink a lot of this.
As someone that formerly worked at the DA’s office, it seems like all crimes start with Bud Light. Not miller, not…
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